I just became the new owner of the Mom and Popcorn company last week.  You can now call me Colonel Kernel.

I just became the new owner of the Mom and Popcorn company last week.  You can now call me Colonel Kernel.

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)

oneafter909blues:

Sometimes procrastination is good. For example, if I’m procrastinating one thing, I may do 10 of the other things that I was procrastinating for the last two weeks just because I don’t feel like doing the new procrastinating event.

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

This actually is due to looking at screens and not blinking enough.

(Source: natnovna)

rhetthammersmithhorror:

Jack the Giant Killer . ‘62 . imdb

if anyone can find the musical version of this, I will pay good money for a decent copy.

rhetthammersmithhorror:

Jack the Giant Killer . ‘62 . imdb

if anyone can find the musical version of this, I will pay good money for a decent copy.

David Bowie - Modern Love
  • Artist: David Bowie
  • Track: Modern Love
  • Album: Modern Love
10,635 plays

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The Stone Roses - Waterfall
  • Artist: The Stone Roses
  • Track: Waterfall
  • Album: The Stone Roses
2,049 plays

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